First Sex

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to  meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big  event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she  would like to go out and make love for the first time.

The boy is  ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the  pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first  time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the  boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the 
register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to  buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family  pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time  and all.

Thatnight, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and  meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet  my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the  dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly  offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is  still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still  no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head  down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had  no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I  had no idea your father was a pharmacist."